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callmesel · 2 months ago
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This is how I imagine Telemachus in the Penelope warrior au
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justanotherhornycatgirl · 3 days ago
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my pussy is feminizing, if you even care
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dear-ao3 · 9 months ago
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while i have you all pissed off about how to pronounce capri sun, now seems like as good a time as any to make my Things In Gas Stations And Grocery Stores That Would Send Non Americans Into A Coma post
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mothzan · 1 year ago
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That scene from treasure planet
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splatloafbud · 3 months ago
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a very vivid splatoon 3 splatfest dream i woke up from this morning at 2am:
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the splatfest theme was: "which shape is the best?"
the teams were: circle vs triangle vs square
i had joined team circle because the colors reminded me of team future, the grandfest team i joined irl
before playing a ton of turf war (the turf war part of the dream was a blur to me), i was too preoccupied taking in the sights and sounds of the splatsville city. all of the idols were performing there, each wearing new outfits for this event (shapes fest had a lot of energy like it was grandfest 2.0)
there was a part where i was taking a bunch of Marina pics cuz she looked cute in the outfit she was wearing (which i don't remember, but it looked vaguely like a mix between her grandfest + suffer no fools outfit)
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after the turf war part that i don't remember a whole lot on, cut to a scene where me and the family are out going to store: specifically Target
we had all split up to buy whatever we needed and i came across some cousins there were shopping there too, so we chatted for a long time (some of the store assistants would join our conversations too). it turns out that the shapes splatfest was BIG in town. even the ppl who weren't gamers were talking about it, including my cousins
"triangles are obviously peak. like, they're mountains. they literally have a peak." ok bro
after what felt like a long time, the unimaginable happened..... on a big screen display, inside target, the SPLATFEST RESULTS were announced for all of us to see. everyone inside the store froze to watch the results... for every score that showed on-screen, me & everyone inside that store was excitedly reading the numbers out like, like how the audiences do in gameshows
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the sneak peek scores were won by Team Circle, whose numbers i don't remember exactly, but the POPULARITY VOTES WERE INSANE: circle (80%) -> triangle (10%) -> square (10%)
and finally the clout appeared..... winning the Open and Tricolor clout....... was Team Circle. and when the clout numbers appeared, ME AND EVERY PERSON IN TARGET WAS CHEERING SO LOUD- we were celebrating, applauding & hugging each other like we won the lottery or some shit
and my ass was over here going: "YESS!!!! THE CIRCLE!! INFINITE SHAPES!! INFINITE- LIKE THE FUTURE!! TEAM FUTURE!!! ZERO IS INFINIIIITE!!!"
once we all calmed our asses down, a cutscene played immediately after the results, daylight outside in-game (as always after announcements)
a few team circle inklings & octolings were standing around in the city, the splatfest decorations still hanging around. one of the inklings go: "we won, but i'm hearing people say that we lost..."
things then took a turn for the worst
nighttime fell across the sky, like darkness covering the world. a vehicle rolls up in the center of the city, with this bowl structure attached to chains... then suddenly... Mr. Grizz appears from inside the bowl!
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when he's speaking, the dialogue box doesn't appear, it's just text. his voice had his dialogue voice tone, but he was speaking in english. music started playing: like slowed-down circus music that sounded distorted & unsettling, with a choir sounding like it was mourning.
once he stepped out the bowl thing, mr grizz then placed a hand on each inkling/octoling's head. one by one, they all transformed into little bears that then shriveled up into these sad-looking teddy bears. they were still sentient, but could not talk or move, lying on the ground making distressed cries.
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then the scene faded to black with text at the bottom, like it was the end of a nintendo direct. then the mr. grizz cutscene played a second time, for those inside the store that missed it (when it replayed, the dream's pov switched to the game, so everything was in full screen and the music was amplified)
...... that was when i woke up lol
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no-place-to-be-happy · 5 months ago
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Sowwy, not my best 🦆🙏
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mutalieju · 21 days ago
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It's always so funny to me when people try to paint John as some master manipulator playing 4D chess when in actuality it's always on the level of 'Can you go get this thing I am... doing a drug deal?' and it works because he hangs out with people who think this is a reasonable request that doesn't warrant further questions.
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mikibagels · 1 year ago
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Dio's redemption arc starts with seeking God's guidance from Father Pucci 🙇‍♀️💛
Inspo below the cut 👇
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jasontoddsguns · 9 months ago
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Despite how much I loved it, looking back- Supernatural handled religion horribly.
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larrydidthething · 1 month ago
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Ive been looking through my old stuff and found this poster. He’s so cute
The quote made me stare at this for a long, long time..
“We’re ourselves. People enjoy what we do because we don’t hide anything!” -Liam
:((
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danersion · 4 months ago
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I just rewatched Gravity Falls, and it has been on my mind lately.
It's pretty obvious everyone has a soft spot for Mabel, but Bill in particular put her in a bubble where everything she ever wanted came true. I mean, she could handle Weirdmageddon pretty well—heck, she did! He could have just bailed or made her a stone, but she practically had her own penthouse in his new domain. He definitely has a soft spot for the shooting star.
So does Bill see himself in Mabel? They almost had the same sparkles in their eyes when Bill was a kid. Innocent, cute, and also:
"Just a little more summer (she was gonna lose Dipper and not see her friends for years if not forever)" or "He wanted to show the stars to everyone," -they have the same vibes [and the silliness y'know]
Wanting to share something beautiful with the people you care about just once or try to lengthen the time because it will never come again (also I'm really glad people are defending Mabel, she was just a kid).
Bill was just trying to justify that action by fitting it in his narrative, and it does! (déjà vu) So we glossed it over, but now it might be plausible.
tldr: Bill sees Mabel as his younger, innocent self and wanted to comfort her in his twisted way with a little spin to make it sound like it's just part of his plan.
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cherrise-rose · 5 months ago
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New idea: practicing giving birth weeks before you actually give birth
stretching your pussy out on increasingly thicker dildos
Walking around and going about your day with a kegel ball around the weight of a baby tucked inside your cunt
If you're into it, fingering your cervix daily to increase its elasticity
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jooseralt · 10 months ago
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Me: I should chill for my birthday, I have too many wips I can deal with another da—
Also me:
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mashed-potato101 · 22 days ago
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Let's make this more devistating than it already is. Hear me out...
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"Who am I now in this world without her?
Petty and dull, with the nerve to doubt her
What does it matter? It's already done
Now I've got to be there for her son..."
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ladyaryawolf · 5 months ago
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Jon tik tok stans are so funny.
U give them a quote pointing Azor Ahai will wake dragon from stones, and they say the quote is not on the books. 🤯
Even when I pointed out the exact chapter it is said.
As it wasn't enough, their best argument is that Mel is not a trust narrator, because she believes it was stannis. Like, the prophecy wasn't even written by her, she is just following her visions.
Now when u ask where are the Dragons Jon woke from stone under the red comet? They DONT ANSWER!
😭🤣🤣
And go with? "Where is Dany light bringer and when did she put a sword on her lover chest? "
The pyre with Drogo, the birth of Drogon, a literal being who breathes fire and is bonded with her?🤣 And where is Jon's nissa nissa and light bringer? Tell me! Where is his flaming sword? Where is the dragon he woke from stone?!
Nowhere to be seen.
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alyssaweewee · 5 months ago
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fem!spirk doodle before i go to sleep 🏃‍♀️💨 i’ve been thinking about those 2 kotobukiya bishoujo figures for the past few days
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